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Stuff Lesbians Like Part 27: Sports Injuries (particularly ACL tears)
By Grace Yip

Lesbians like sports. Due to our competitive nature and the way our bodies are built, we are prone to injuries. When lezzies get hurt on the field, not once will you see them cry, regardless how much blood is spewing from the wound or how awkward of an angle that limb is in. They’ll pick themselves off the ground and walk to the sideline while hiding that limp, chest puffed out, glaring at the opponent with a dagger-like “bitch, you can’t bring me down.”

Even when the injury is serious, lesbians often react a little differently than you’d expect:

Knee Doc: “I’m sorry, your ACL is torn. You’ll need surgery.”
Lezzie: “Hmmmm. Okay. Do I have to wear a brace afterwards?”
Knee Doc: “Yes. Specifically this ridiculous brace that will make you look like Robocop.”
Lezzie: [pumps fist in air like Tiger Woods] “YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!”

You see, such sport injuries are like battle wounds – and that DonJoy RoboKneeBrace is the quintessential lezziesport medal of honor. Besides the recognition from fellow sportydykes of your sacrifice to the sport, your girlfriend will also find you ridiculously cute, laid up on the couch looking like a poor injured puppy. (Note to all: Milk it, but don’t overdo the injured puppy thing.)

Single? Don’t worry. Grab your crutches and have your teammates take you to the bar. Within minutes of walking into the door and settling down, you’ll attract the gazes of girls who will glance over and think “Damn. She is hardcorzzzz.” Girls will want to gently touch your injured area and have you share all of the gory details. Even the old bartender who has seen her fair share of injured lezzies will lumber over at the sight of your brace and crutches with a beer for you on the house.

Sports injuries are disturbingly glamorous to lezzies. Just be cautious of repeating injuries. Arthritis is a bitch.

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I cant wait to see
what happens to me when I undergo my ACL surgery.
LOL
lets see